The Mandalorian Has Horrible Acne

In a stunning revelation, the Mandalorian has revealed that the real reason he never takes off his helmet or armor is not due to some ancient warrior code, but rather because he has really bad acne.

Sources close to the bounty hunter have revealed that his skin condition is so severe that he’s embarrassed to show his face to anyone, even Grogu. Apparently, he’s tried all the best dermatologists in the galaxy, but none have been able to cure his pesky pimples.

When asked why hasn’t he tried a simple skincare routine, he replied, “It’s really annoying that my acne never goes away. I’ve tried everything – creams, ointments, even some weird alien herbs – but nothing seems to work.”

He gestured to his helmet. “That’s why I always wear this thing. I don’t want anyone to see my face.”

Whatever the case may be, it’s clear that the Mandalorian’s acne has taken a toll on his mental state. He’s become so obsessed with keeping his helmet on that he’s vowed to follow the way of the Mandalore, a creed that requires a Mandalorian to never remove his helmet in front of another person.

“I hate my skin,” he added.