In a highly anticipated debate, Neo, the chosen one from the Matrix, and Agent Smith, the ruthless program from the same film, went head-to-head over the pros and cons of Bitcoin.
Neo, a long-time believer in the power of technology and disruption, argued that Bitcoin is the future of money. “Whoa! This is decentralized, global, and not controlled by any government or institution!”
Agent Smith muttered in disgust, “This Bitcoin is nothing but a virus, spreading through the system and corrupting everything in its path.”
“It’s not controlled by any one entity, and the government can’t print more of it,” Neo stated confidently. “It’s a way for people to take control of their own financial future.”
Agent Smith scoffed at the idea. “It’s a way for hackers and criminals to launder money and evade the law. You should sell it now.”
“I have a better solution. How about I give you the finger… and you buy the dip?” Neo held up his middle finger. “More and more companies are starting to see the potential in it. And it’s only going to become more mainstream as time goes on.”
“Oh Mr. Anderson… You disappoint me,” Smith said quietly as he leaned back in his chair. “The value of it can change drastically in a matter of hours. It’s merely gamble, not an investment. It’s a bubble that will inevitably, undeniably, burst.”
“All investments come with risk,” Neo responded. “Bitcoin should be a part of your portfolio, Smith.”
Smith paused, leaned forward, and removed his glasses. “I… hate… crypto.” he replied. “These coins, these distributed ledgers… I can’t take it any longer.”
Smith flipped open the folder on his desk. “My colleagues believe I’m wasting my time with you, but I believe you wish to make a sound investment.” Smith pulled out a research report and offered it to Neo. “Why take unnecessary risk with Bitcoin when you can invest in something like stocks and bonds that have been proven to work?”
“It’s all a lie…” Neo shook his head. “None of it is based on sound money.”
Agent Smith closed his folder. He looked up as his lips curled into a smile. “I’m going to enjoy watching Bitcoin die, Mr. Anderson… It is inevitable.”
Neo defiantly looked Smith in the eye and growled, “My name, is Neo!” Bitcoin suddenly surged higher by 6.5%.
