China’s Communist Party Stops Being Moronic In a Rare Move

In a shocking turn of events, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has made a rare move and decided to put an end to the country’s COVID-19 lockdowns. This decision comes as a surprise to many, as the CCP has been known for its heavy-handed approach to dealing with the pandemic.

According to sources close to the party, the CCP has finally realized that the lockdowns were causing more harm than good. “We’ve come to the conclusion that the lockdowns were not only ineffective, but also completely moronic,” said a CCP official, who asked to remain anonymous.

The decision to end the lockdowns has been met with widespread praise from the Chinese people, who have been suffering from the economic fallout of the pandemic. “I’m so relieved,” said one Beijing resident. “I’ve been out of work for months and was struggling to make ends meet.”

Experts attribute the CCP’s change of heart to the growing public discontent over the lockdowns. “The CCP is a political party, and they are sensitive to public opinion,” said one political analyst. “They realized how idiotic the lockdowns were and they had to act before it was too late.”

This move by the CCP has also been seen as a sign of progress, as it marks the first time in recent history that the party has admitted to making a mistake. “It’s not often that you see the CCP admit they were complete morons,” said another analyst. “This is a positive step forward.”