“Meet Joe Smith, a man who believes he has discovered the secret to winning at blackjack. According to Joe, the key to success at the card table is not strategy or counting cards, but rather, relying on his intuition, feelings, and guesses.
“Two weeks ago I realized that the key to winning is to listen to your gut. I just close my eyes and let my feelings guide me. It’s like I can sense which cards are coming next.”
Joe’s methods have caused some raised eyebrows among the casino community. “Wow, that’s really amazing. He’s really on to something here,” said MGM casino floor supervisor Jordan Hesselback. “He’s welcome back any time.”
Despite the skepticism, Joe remains convinced of the validity of his methods. “I had two winning sessions in a row! And it’s all thanks to my gut feeling. I’m thinking about quitting my job!”
In fact, Joe has even started offering an online gut feeling blackjack course to teach others his methods. “I want to share my secrets with the world,” he said. “I know it sounds crazy, but it works!”
“I lost over sixty thousand dollars at the casino because of his idiotic course,” said one student. “I can’t believe I paid money for this.”
Six month later, Joe remains steadfast in his confidence that he’s beaten the game of blackjack, thought he is now broke and living in a cardboard box under a bridge.
