In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, former President Donald Trump has been found to be 90% Neanderthal, according to a new study.
The study, which was conducted by a team of researchers at a prestigious university, analyzed DNA samples from Trump’s hair and found that his genetic makeup closely resembles that of a Neanderthal, an extinct species of early humans.
The news has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many wondering how someone who is mostly Neanderthal managed to rise to the highest office in the land.
Some have even speculated that Trump’s Neanderthal ancestry could explain his penchant for crude behavior, his inability to grasp complex ideas, and his overall lack of empathy for others.
However, Trump himself has brushed off the findings, claiming that he has “the best genes” and that his Neanderthal DNA actually makes him stronger and smarter than other humans.
“I’ve always known that I’m a little different from everyone else,” Trump said in a statement. “But now we have the scientific proof that I’m not just a regular human – I’m a superhuman Neanderthal!”
The study has also sparked controversy among Neanderthal advocacy groups, who argue that the findings are an insult to the ancient species.
“We don’t appreciate having our ancestors compared to Donald Trump,” said a spokesperson for the Neanderthal Rights Coalition. “Neanderthals were intelligent, sophisticated beings who contributed to the development of human civilization. Trump, on the other hand, is just a buffoon.”
Despite the backlash, the study’s authors say that the findings are a significant breakthrough in the field of genetics and could have far-reaching implications for our understanding of human evolution.
“This is a game-changer,” said one researcher. “It shows that even in the 21st century, there are still surprises lurking in our DNA – and that even a Neanderthal can become president.”
