In a shocking revelation, multiple news outlets have reported that Woody Harrelson, the famous actor and star of movies like “White Men Can’t Jump,” still can’t jump, even after 20 years.
Sources close to Harrelson claim that despite years of training and practice, he simply cannot get off the ground. “It’s really quite sad,” said one insider. “He’s tried everything – plyometrics, strength training, you name it. But he just can’t jump.”
The revelation has sent shockwaves through Hollywood. Many of his fans have taken to social media to express their disappointment.
“I can’t believe it,” wrote one fan on Twitter. “I thought he was just acting in ‘White Men Can’t Jump,’ but it turns out he really can’t jump.”
Another fan tweeted, “I’ve lost all respect for Woody Harrelson. How can you be in a movie called ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ and not be able to jump?”
Despite the backlash, Harrelson himself seems to be taking the news in stride. In a statement released to the press, he said, “I may not be able to jump, but I can act. And that’s what really matters.”
Harrelson’s fans, however, remain unconvinced. “Sure, he can act,” wrote one fan on Reddit. “But can he dunk? I don’t think so.” Another user replied: “I disagree. He can’t act, or dunk, or JUMP.”
