A groundbreaking new study has just been released, revealing that taxes are annoying. The study, conducted by a government think tank, involved surveying thousands of participants about their feelings towards taxes. The results were clear – taxes are annoying, and nobody likes them. “We were honestly surprised by how consistent the results were,” said lead …
As a lion, I never really liked chasing down antelopes, zebras, and wildebeests. I felt guilty every time I would kill and eat another animal. Plus I kept hearing that meat is bad for your health so I finally made the decision to switch to a vegan diet, and let me tell you, it’s been …
As a mutant with long razor-sharp claws, there’s one thing I can’t stand: women with long nails. Now, before you accuse me of being a misogynist, let me clarify that I have no issue with women in general. In fact, some of my closest friends and allies are women. It’s just their long nails that …
