A groundbreaking new study has just been released, revealing that taxes are annoying. The study, conducted by a government think tank, involved surveying thousands of participants about their feelings towards taxes. The results were clear – taxes are annoying, and nobody likes them.
“We were honestly surprised by how consistent the results were,” said lead researcher Dr. John Perkins. “We expected some variation in people’s opinions, but it seems that everyone finds taxes annoying.”
The study, which surveyed thousands of people across the country, found that the process of filing taxes is a major pain in the ass. From gathering all the necessary documents to trying to figure out confusing tax codes, it’s no wonder people hate tax season. Participants reported feeling frustrated, stressed, and extremely annoyed by the whole stupid process.
“Not a single respondent rated taxes as ‘fun’ or ‘really awesome’ for some reason,” Dr. Perkins added. “We’re not sure why.”
“They tax our incomes, our homes, our internet, our phones, and they tack on even more tax every time we buy something,” one participant quipped. “Yeah. It’s annoying.”
Of course, the reality is that taxes fund our public services and help keep our country running. But does the whole process need to be so complex and ridiculous?
“The most annoying thing is how they waste it,” he added. “It’s one thing to fix the roads or build new schools, but corporate bailouts, foreign wars, the whole military industrial complex, not to mention the bloat in the health care system. They take our money and they just flush it down the toilet. It’s annoying.”
So there you have it, folks. The scientific process has spoken – taxes are annoying. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a deep breath and try to calm down before I start filling out my tax forms.
