by Kim Jung Un As the Supreme Leader of North Korea, I have always had a vision for my country’s future. And that vision is, quite simply, to turn North Korea into a weed-topia. Yes, you heard me right. I want to legalize and cultivate cannabis on a massive scale, and turn our country into …
Hollywood has announced that the long-awaited sequel to the hit movie “Top Gun Maverick” will feature an AI-powered drone as the main character. The new film will follow the adventures of a state-of-the-art drone named “Maverbot” as it navigates the dangerous world of aerial combat. “We’re really excited about this new direction for the ‘Top …
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Legendary investor Warren Buffett has announced that he believes the dollar is nothing more than “rat poison”. “I used to say that Bitcoin was rat poison, but then I actually thought about it. It turns out, I was just being a boomer! Bitcoin has a fixed supply. Dollars are getting printed infinitely.” In a recent …
Billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he has fired the intern managing his Twitter account and posting tweets on his behalf. According to Musk, the individual in question was an “idiot” who had been causing him no end of embarrassment with his ill-advised tweets. “I simply couldn’t take it anymore,” Musk said in …
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The Case-Shiller home price index has revealed that the median home price in the United States has plummeted to $0. That’s right, you heard it here first – homes across the country are now worth absolutely nothing. “We were surprised by the sudden drop in home values,” said a Case-Shiller analyst. “But our data is …
In a bizarre turn of events, Dr. Evil, the infamous villain from the Austin Powers franchise, has expressed his admiration for pop star Taylor Swift and has even tried to recruit her to join his evil organization. In a televised meeting held at his secret lair, Dr. Evil gushed about Swift’s music and her impact …
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In a shocking revelation, multiple news outlets have reported that Woody Harrelson, the famous actor and star of movies like “White Men Can’t Jump,” still can’t jump, even after 20 years. Sources close to Harrelson claim that despite years of training and practice, he simply cannot get off the ground. “It’s really quite sad,” said …
In a surprise move, investors are flocking to a little-known company with no products and no earnings, expecting it to be the next big thing. The company has no tangible assets or revenue stream, yet it’s stock price has been soaring in recent weeks. According to analysts, the company’s lack of products or earnings is …
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In a shocking turn of events, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has made a rare move and decided to put an end to the country’s COVID-19 lockdowns. This decision comes as a surprise to many, as the CCP has been known for its heavy-handed approach to dealing with the pandemic. According to sources close to …
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