In yet another example of the many frustrating aspects of office life, a meeting held yesterday was revealed to be a pointless waste of time for all those involved. The meeting was billed as an opportunity for team members to discuss progress on a major project and strategize ways to move forward. However, as soon …
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A Zerg Baneling, known as “Benny”, has refused to detonate himself during a critical battle against the Terran forces, citing personal reasons for his decision to spare his own life. “I just don’t want to blow myself up,” Benny explained to his fellow Banelings. “I mean, have you ever thought about what happens after we …
In a stunning revelation, the Mandalorian has revealed that the real reason he never takes off his helmet or armor is not due to some ancient warrior code, but rather because he has really bad acne. Sources close to the bounty hunter have revealed that his skin condition is so severe that he’s embarrassed to …
A man who fell victim to a cryptocurrency scam has expressed disbelief that the scammer did not send back twice the amount of crypto he had initially invested. The man, who asked to remain anonymous, says that he was convinced by the scammer to send a significant amount of his savings to the scammer in …
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Seattle businessman John Burrow has been revealed to be a regular analyst of his bank’s balance sheet. According to sources close to Burrow, he spends hours every quarter poring over the financial statements of his bank to ensure that it’s solvent and not taking on too much risk. “John is really obsessed with his bank …
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Locals have reported feeling “not too bad” about the current weather conditions for a brief half-second this morning. Eyewitnesses claim that at precisely 8:37 a.m., a warm breeze swept through the area, causing some to remark that the temperature outside “wasn’t unbearable.” “I mean, I still had to wear my winter coat, hat, and gloves,” …
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LONDON – James Bond, the world-renowned super spy known for his suave demeanor and ability to seduce women with ease, is reportedly having trouble picking up Millennial women. According to sources close to the MI6 agent, Bond has been struggling to adapt to the dating scene of the younger generation, with many of his old …
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In a stunning display of incompetence, a tech support agent was found to be utterly clueless when it came to fixing even the simplest of computer problems. “I couldn’t believe it,” said one customer, who asked to remain anonymous. “I was expecting a quick and easy fix, but this guy was completely useless. He didn’t …
“Meet Joe Smith, a man who believes he has discovered the secret to winning at blackjack. According to Joe, the key to success at the card table is not strategy or counting cards, but rather, relying on his intuition, feelings, and guesses. “Two weeks ago I realized that the key to winning is to listen …
