Beijing, China – Chinese President Xi Jinping has revealed that the country will be releasing COVID-23, to the world early next month. In a press conference on Monday, Xi spoke about the many new features and benefits of the virus, which he claims will be a “game-changer” in the world of pandemics. “We are excited …
A US non-profit has enlisted the help of Dr. Alan Grant, the world-renowned paleontologist from the movie “Jurassic Park,” to study the herd behavior of politicians on Capitol Hill. Known for his expertise in the social dynamics of dinosaurs, Dr. Grant immediately began his research, observing politicians in their natural habitat as they scurried from …
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered his troops to invade Moscow, causing widespread confusion and bewilderment among military analysts and the general public alike. The move has been widely criticized as a major strategic blunder and a sign of Russia’s military incompetence. According to sources close to the Kremlin, Putin had been feeling increasingly frustrated …
A new poll has found that the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats and the Republicans, now represent less than 1% of the population with 0.5% of Americans now identifying as Democrats and 0.3% as Republicans. This shocking news has left the remaining 99% of Americans wondering who they should turn …
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Hello, my fellow Americans. I’m Bernie Sanders. As we all know, America is the richest country in the world. We have more money, more resources, and more power than any other nation on Earth. And frankly, that has to stop. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Bernie, what the heck are you talking about? Being …
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In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, former President Donald Trump has been found to be 90% Neanderthal, according to a new study. The study, which was conducted by a team of researchers at a prestigious university, analyzed DNA samples from Trump’s hair and found that his genetic makeup closely resembles that of a Neanderthal, an extinct …
