{"id":1475,"date":"2023-06-08T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lizardreport.com\/?p=1475"},"modified":"2023-06-19T14:24:50","modified_gmt":"2023-06-19T21:24:50","slug":"yes-im-real-im-just-a-sick-bastard-who-doesnt-give-a-shit-by-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lizardreport.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/08\/yes-im-real-im-just-a-sick-bastard-who-doesnt-give-a-shit-by-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I&#8217;m Real, I&#8217;m Just A Sick Bastard Who Doesn&#8217;t Give A Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dear mortals,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know many of you have been asking for proof of my existence. Well, I am here to tell you that I do, in fact, exist. Congratulations, you win! But let me be clear: I am not the loving, benevolent deity you have been led to believe I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In fact, I am a sick bastard who doesn&#8217;t give a shit about any of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean, have you looked around lately? Wars, famine, disease, natural disasters, reality TV&#8230;the list goes on and on. And you think I give a damn? Please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sure, I could have created a world without suffering and pain, but where&#8217;s the fun in that? I like to watch you squirm. It amuses me to see you try to make sense of the senseless, to justify the unjustifiable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And don&#8217;t even get me started on organized religion. You actually think I care about which rituals you perform or which holy book you follow? Please. I don&#8217;t care if you worship me, Satan, or a giant cheese sandwich. As long as you&#8217;re entertaining me, I&#8217;m happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So go ahead, pray to me all you want. It won&#8217;t change a thing. I&#8217;m still going to sit up here on my cloud, chuckling to myself as I watch you struggle and suffer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But hey, look on the bright side: at least you can take comfort in the fact that you&#8217;re not alone. I&#8217;m up here too, laughing my divine ass off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yours truly,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God (the sick bastard)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear mortals, I know many of you have been asking for proof of my existence. Well, I am here to tell you that I do, in fact, exist. Congratulations, you win! But let me be clear: I am not the loving, benevolent deity you have been led to believe I am. 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