Dear mortals,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know many of you have been asking for proof of my existence. Well, I am here to tell you that I do, in fact, exist. Congratulations, you win! But let me be clear: I am not the loving, benevolent deity you have been led to believe I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fact, I am a sick bastard who doesn’t give a shit about any of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I mean, have you looked around lately? Wars, famine, disease, natural disasters, reality TV…the list goes on and on. And you think I give a damn? Please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sure, I could have created a world without suffering and pain, but where’s the fun in that? I like to watch you squirm. It amuses me to see you try to make sense of the senseless, to justify the unjustifiable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And don’t even get me started on organized religion. You actually think I care about which rituals you perform or which holy book you follow? Please. I don’t care if you worship me, Satan, or a giant cheese sandwich. As long as you’re entertaining me, I’m happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So go ahead, pray to me all you want. It won’t change a thing. I’m still going to sit up here on my cloud, chuckling to myself as I watch you struggle and suffer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But hey, look on the bright side: at least you can take comfort in the fact that you’re not alone. I’m up here too, laughing my divine ass off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yours truly,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
God (the sick bastard)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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