{"id":1666,"date":"2023-07-13T14:22:29","date_gmt":"2023-07-13T21:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lizardreport.com\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2023-07-13T14:22:30","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T21:22:30","slug":"zerg-baneling-doesnt-want-to-blow-itself-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lizardreport.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/13\/zerg-baneling-doesnt-want-to-blow-itself-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Zerg Baneling Doesn&#8217;t Want To Blow Himself Up"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Zerg Baneling, known as &#8220;Benny&#8221;, has refused to detonate himself during a critical battle against the Terran forces, citing personal reasons for his decision to spare his own life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I just don&#8217;t want to blow myself up,&#8221; Benny explained to his fellow Banelings. &#8220;I mean, have you ever thought about what happens after we explode? 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