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Plus I kept hearing that meat is bad for your health so I finally made the decision to switch to a vegan diet, and let me tell you, it&#8217;s been a wild ride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know the &#8220;scientists&#8221; will tell you that lions have been eating meat for millions of years and that eating like our ancestors will give us the optimal nutrition- a so called &#8220;proper lion diet.&#8221; They tell us that lions are carnivores. I find that offensive. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, I don&#8217;t feel like a carnivore! I don&#8217;t want to kill and eat other animals! Besides, what if lions are naturally plant eaters? What if a plant based diet is actually healthier? How would we know if we never tried it? Besides I saw lots of other lions on social media saying how much healthier a plant based diet is, so I decided to give it a try. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I made the switch and at first it was great. I started to enjoy my new diet of fruits, veggies, and grains. I felt happier, like I was doing the right thing as I was munching on some tasteless grass. But then, something strange started to happen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I began to feel sick all the time. My stomach was always churning, and I had no energy to hunt or play. I got acne. My joints were sore. I felt hungry all the time, no matter how much I ate. I gained fat. I had gas and heartburn. I had brain fog and I felt depressed all the time. Now, I&#8217;m not sure what to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll try to incorporate some supplements into my diet and see how that goes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll try taking these 15 different medications my doctor prescribed for me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or maybe I&#8217;ll just go back to eating meat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a lion, I never really liked chasing down antelopes, zebras, and wildebeests. I felt guilty every time I would kill and eat another animal. 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