Mr. Powell, What’s happening? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We have sort of a problem here. Yeaaaahhhh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hear you’ve been having trouble with your inflation reports. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you see the memo about this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeaaaahhhh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently you’ve been raising interest rates too aggressively, which has been causing some financial difficulties here at Initech. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our profits are down, and our stock price is in sort of a slump. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m sure you can understand how this is a bit of a problem for us… So if you could just go ahead and cut interest rates, that would be great. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeaaaahhhh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fact, if you could cut rates to zero, that would be terrific. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would make it easier for us to borrow money and invest in new projects. And that, in turn, would help create jobs and boost economic growth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I’m going to need you to cut rates asap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeah, that would be super. Thaaaaanks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fact, I’m going to need you to come in to the Fed on Saturday. We have a bit of a financial crisis here so we’re going to need a Fed backed loan facility right away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh and I almost forgot. I’m going to need you to come in on Sunday too. Yeah. That would be great. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanks a bunch Mr. Powell! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bill Lumbergh<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Initech Corporation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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